© Daniel S. Wall, April 13, 2026.
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“Whoever it was that said that childhood is innocence does not remember the games of youth.”
– Karnid Maslun, The Bitter.
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Zesky appears to be a beautiful girl of about 8 years in age. No matter how beautiful Zesky appears, however, or how enchanting her smile, most can see a trace of malice in her eyes. Zesky is a child in possession of far more power than the greatest of mortals. To describe her as spoiled would be the saddest of understatements. …it would also be a very dangerous thing to say in her presence.
Zesky loves to play games and pull pranks on others. If her chosen playmates are cooperative, Zesky will prove an entertaining if also domineering companion. Although Zesky may be quite rough on any children she plays with, she is highly unlikely to cause them any lasting harm. The same cannot be said of adults unfortunate enough to anger her. Zesky must have things her own way, and she will not accept refusal from anyone or anything she invites into her activities. If cross with a companion, Zesky may choose to hurt them in some tangible manner. If extremely angry, she will “wish them into the rye.”
Zesky always carries a small number of toys with her along with her magic flute and her magical blanket. The blanket may double as a weapon, but Zesky is always careful to avoid melee combat. Zesky often misplaces her toys (though not her magic flute or blanket), and she is prone to make off with other children’s toys when they strike her fancy. Folk wisdom would have it that that anyone who discovers a lost toy should take care not to destroy it or throw it away. It may belong to Zesky.
Zesky also carries a Dream Catcher which serves as a Protection from Bad Dreams. Most fail to understand the significance of this item which she acquired in a strange land, but she will never go to sleep without it.
Zesky is often hungry, and she will always demand sweets from the adults around her. Those failing to produce candies or cakes on demand can face severe punishment. Zesky has little patience for the time it takes to cook such treats.
It should also be said that Zesky is not entirely immune to the hazards of a diet consisting of little but sweets. She gets a tooth-aches and she often becomes sick to her stomach as a result of her diet. When this happens, any unfortunate enough to be in her presence will likely suffer more than she does. It is of course also difficult and even dangerous to try and get this little girl to eat anything more nutritious than a cake. What to do about Zesky’s diet is a dilemma that has led more than a few unfortunately souls into the rye.
Though far more have suffered from her tantrums than benefitted from her generosity, Zesky is not entirely without a her moments of genuine good will. Those fortunate enough to meet all of her impossible demands, may well be given some tangible reward. In fact, Zesky has been known to show kindness to any that make things that delight small children. Those who invent new toys, special pastries, or any other sort of childish treat may well find themselves the beneficiary of Zesky’s kindness.
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Religion: Zesky has little in the way of an established Priesthood, but she is well known all over the world. Few adults are interested in worshipping her, and fewer still would tolerate such worship from their own children. Children may tell stories of Zesky, and many express great interest in her, but the sheer number of horror stories attributed to this mischievous little girl prevents most youth from taking steps toward worshipping her. Some bands of orphans living in the greater cities have been known to worship Zesky openly, but these individuals too have a tendency to grow out of their interest, if that is, they liv long enough to do so.
Zesky does command a conscious respect from mortals when dealing with children and things relating to children. Parents have been known to make offerings to Zesky when their own children are in danger, and she is believed to have used her powers to save small children in terrible straights.
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Domains: Childhood, Games, and Play.
Symbol: Zesky may be represented by the depiction of any toy in the fashion of a Holy Symbol.
Favored Offerings: Toys and sweets.