© Daniel S. Wall, April 13, 2026.

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“Catching Hare”

– An expression for epic failure.

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Hare appears to be extraordinarily large in comparison to others of his kind. He is usually described as grey in color. More interesting still, he is able to use his paws with considerable dexterity. Although he lacks opposable thumbs, Hare is somehow quite capable of gripping items and using tools.

Hare is also fond of wearing selected items of human-like clothing such as a hat or a coat.

When threatened, Hare uses his agility and his wit to out-maneuver and trick opponents into harming themselves or their allies.

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Religion: Hare does not have an organized church, but he is a common character in many people’s stories. Those facing long odds against dangerous enemies have often been known to pay tribute to Hare.

Domains: Cunning, Lost Causes, Rodents.

Symbol: A Jumping Hare (often wearing a hat or comparable headdress).

Favored Offerings: Fruit and Vegetables left outside.