© Daniel S. Wall, April 28, 2026.

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“There is a nasty rumor that Aquamonkeys are just an exotic variety of shrimp, but those who have encountered these cute but annoying critters know the truth. Aquamonkeys are as indeed every bit as real as unicorns. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t know a Griffon from a Pegasus!”

– Gable One-Eye, Retired Sailor

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Aquamonkeys are Naturally just what you expected them to be; they are monkeys that live under sea. Their skin is comprised of fine scales, and their tails end in fins. Aquamonkeys have a small degree of webbing on their hands and feet, though not enough to interfere with Movement on land.

These are Naturally harmless creatures, living on sea cucumbers and shellfish. They dwell in warm coastal waters, leading a carefree lifestyle, playing in the water and scurrying about the ocean floor. They are very curious creatures, however, and this is what often brings them into conflict with humans.

Aquamonkeys have been known to climb up the rope connecting a ship to its anchor at night and fiddle about looking for shiny baubles and other fun stuff. Whenever this happens some will inevitably end up playing in the rigging of a ship, but by that time you never know what the others may have taken. Such forays are never done with intent to harm, but many an important item has been known to disappear with these creatures back into the waters below. Aquamonkeys are prone to hold onto anything they have picked up before trouble starts, however, dropping items only when damaged, and even then only on about a 50/50 chance.

If unharmed, Aquamonkeys may stick around to play in the water near a ship. When consulted by those capable of speaking with animals, Aquamonkeys can almost always lead people to some items of treasure lost under the sea. These aquatic pack-rats can usually be relied upon to accumulate a rather large number of shiny items, at least some of which could prove valuable.

It takes a bit of coaxing, but to a Aquamonkey copper pieces are every bit as pretty as gold or platinum, and that should give people a bit of an angle to work with. If a troop of Aquamonkeys are not happy with the trade off, however, they will attack someone trying to take their treasure. If a fight occurs in the water, they can be quite brave. In such cases, a troop will fight until half of its members have been slain, at which time they will scatter and flea the area entirely.